A.D.I.D.A.S

I know, I know, you're probably thinking 'ADIDAS? What?' Well, anyone familiar with what that stands for will know exactly what I'm talking about.

Lately I've been feeling down-in-the-dumps, libido wise; I haven't been able to get my ladyboner up properly for awhile now and it's been really frustrating. Sure, I've got all these wonderful sextoys and a partner who's more than willing to help but I just haven't been feeling the physical part of being horny.

That's where my mind jumps in.

I've had an extremely big upswing in sex-dreams recently which is both awesome and not awesome because damn it all, I don't want to go bump in the night and not be awake for it! The past week or so has had me have sex-dreams and while it's nice and all, I never actually orgasm in them. Even my mind's cockblocking me at this point and that's just not okay.

So anyway, last night I was having my usual crazy-ass dreams except this time my gal and I were taking a road-trip to a greenhouse convention with a few other people and my dream-self thought, 'Hey, wouldn't it be the best damn idea to grab this random pussy pump and use it in the back seat with random strangers in the van?" Now normally, that would be the absolute worst fucking idea since ever. But since it's a dream, regular logic doesn't apply and nobody much noticed except my gal and this one other guy who I'm going to dub 'King Asshat' because he spent the entire time trying to cockblock me ( hi mind, stop that! ).

Anyway, I grabbed the pump and got a nice puffy pussy out of it which felt like it took HOURS in my dream-land but that was okay, because by that time we were at the convention.

Now, here's where things get weird awesome. I put my daisy dukes back on ( they were pants before, what gives, brain? does it have to do with that phonesex I had yesterday? ) and slide out of the van to wander around and my gal goes with me. And do you guys know what we found out at this convention?

That people were fucking. In public. Now, they weren't doing it where they could be seen but I kind of somehow walked in on them or something and they were both kind of pissed and kind of turned on by it but in either case I got the fuck out of there before they could get more pissed than aroused-- and that's what started me thinking. I found out that I was jonesing for a fuck in the gravel of the parking-lot, right under a street-lamp.

Now, since this is dreams, things are a lot easier to convince your partner of so that's what I did. I told her, "Hey, let's go fuck under that street-lamp. You can peg me with the Fusion and everyone can watch."

And that's exactly what happened. I ended up with my legs over her shoulders and she ended up fucking the everloving shit out of my pussy while a crowd gathered and I moaned like a wanton beast. I gotta say that even if it was a dream, I love(d) the feeling of all those eyes on us just watching that business go down and I actually came in my dreams because it was so unbelievably hot. Even if King Asshat was making snide comments ( which ended up playing into my love for being humiliated so he can just bite my dick ).

And then I proceeded to wake up and jill off with the same exact fusion ( which I will be reviewing later! ) and it was the best most amazing way to start my day ever.

There might not be much to say for low libido, but when it gives me dreams like that at the end of its visit, I almost want to tell it 'don't be a stranger!'

Okay, not really, but damn.