Right. Sort of. When I got it it was a fair sight bigger than I'd expected;
And by 'a fair sight' I mean an inch an a half. Not that this is a bad thing - I like long things and I like big things. However, the hump on the shaft... I was iffy about. At this size, it felt like it just wouldn't be fun - but I wanted to try it anyway, especially since the thinner part has ridges that I had high hopes for.
So I took it and lubed it up and since it's got such a slick surface already ( when it's dry there's still not much drag ) it didn't take much to just.. pop it in.
Now, usually I can judge if a toy will aggravate my ladybits before I even start thrusting. This was one of those times where I went, "Yes, yes this will piss my cooch off if I keep trying..." .. but I kept trying anyway. The material is seriously just too hard and awkwardly shaped for me to enjoy that much. As I'd suspected, the hump near the head was ill-placed for my anatomy and the ridges on the shaft just pissed my vagina off. I was pretty lucky to obtain orgasm with it since the sort of bruised feeling I was getting from it was almost overwhelming.
Some good points about it ( though not redeeming ones ) are that it's hella adorable. The polkadots look to be miniature fluff-balls inside rather than plastic beads, which is adorable. The base is also pretty easy to grip onto, and has a hole for a vibrating bullet ( which I didn't use so I have no idea if it's effective ).
I didn't use it much after the initial use since, after I was done, I started showing symptoms of a UTI - you can see why I didn't really want to risk it again. I also won't be trying this anally - it's got a semi-flared base, but it's also too big in general to fit up my butt. Sorry folks!
It's pretty easily cleanable, too; you can boil it, wipe it down with toy wipes, use soap and warm water, toss it in the top rack of the dishwasher without soap, or use a 10% bleach solution on it. What you shouldn't do, however, is use silicone- or oil-based lubes with it since these can fuck with your toy and degrade the material. Water-based only.
Over-all, I'm giving the Jollet a piddly 2 out of 5 stars. It just didn't work for me.
So I took it and lubed it up and since it's got such a slick surface already ( when it's dry there's still not much drag ) it didn't take much to just.. pop it in.
Now, usually I can judge if a toy will aggravate my ladybits before I even start thrusting. This was one of those times where I went, "Yes, yes this will piss my cooch off if I keep trying..." .. but I kept trying anyway. The material is seriously just too hard and awkwardly shaped for me to enjoy that much. As I'd suspected, the hump near the head was ill-placed for my anatomy and the ridges on the shaft just pissed my vagina off. I was pretty lucky to obtain orgasm with it since the sort of bruised feeling I was getting from it was almost overwhelming.
Some good points about it ( though not redeeming ones ) are that it's hella adorable. The polkadots look to be miniature fluff-balls inside rather than plastic beads, which is adorable. The base is also pretty easy to grip onto, and has a hole for a vibrating bullet ( which I didn't use so I have no idea if it's effective ).
I didn't use it much after the initial use since, after I was done, I started showing symptoms of a UTI - you can see why I didn't really want to risk it again. I also won't be trying this anally - it's got a semi-flared base, but it's also too big in general to fit up my butt. Sorry folks!
It's pretty easily cleanable, too; you can boil it, wipe it down with toy wipes, use soap and warm water, toss it in the top rack of the dishwasher without soap, or use a 10% bleach solution on it. What you shouldn't do, however, is use silicone- or oil-based lubes with it since these can fuck with your toy and degrade the material. Water-based only.
Over-all, I'm giving the Jollet a piddly 2 out of 5 stars. It just didn't work for me.
"Now, usually I can judge if a toy will aggravate my ladybits before I even start thrusting."
ReplyDeleteMight sound like a silly question, but did you thrust with it then? Because the Jollie and Jollet aren't actually designed to be thrust with, which might be partly why you didn't like it? They're supposed to sit inside you and be tapped or something. Lilly has an interview with Jollies here about it: http://dangerouslilly.com/2009/07/jollet-jollie-mas-oui/
Forgive me if I'm wrong, but if you were thrusting with it rather than doing that, that could well explain things!
Aaah, I can see why that might be misleading - I tried both thrusting and just letting it sit and in both cases my vagina was hollering at me to get it out. Sorry for the confusion!
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